I need......a scanner...... it has been...... FAR.... too long..... x_x

"You should dye your hair blue."
You know how many times I've heard this?
SHUT UP, PEOPLE.

"You should dye your hair green."
Okay..... seriously. SHUT UP.

"You should dye your hair red."
My mom was gonna make me do this...... but I told her that if she touches any part of my hair then she won't see another pack of instant coffee.

"You should dye your hair yellow (blond)."
I've already had yellow streaks/highlights before. And I'm gonna kill you.

"You should dye your hair brown."
Lol I've never heard this one. Shut up anyway.

"You know, I'm not gonna say Limp Bizkit sucks. You know it. I know it. I'm not gonna say it."
-Trent Renzor

LOL I love Nine Inch Nails.

I need to get a scanner, quick. I haven't uploaded anything in SUCH a LONG time. hfjkahsdfjkhldahfa

I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die.

I need a scanner.

"Is it true that in your last contract, you killed the target and....... some non-essentials?"

"Oh, yes. It was fun taking care of my own mess! It happened in an orphanage, you know. Those little kids actually tried to defend themselves! Poor fellows. Heheheheheheheheheh!"

"You are truly a great asset to this sanctuary! Here is to hoping that all contracts are taken care of just as well."

Lol...... I love this Oblivion game so much. Yea, I'm in the Dark Brotherhood. I never thought that a faction of assassins could make me laugh.

Your fellow assassins treat you really nicely. I mean, they have so much respect for you. Heck, those ASSASSINS like you more than most CITIZENS do.

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Too bad that you have to kill off everyone in the assassins' sanctuary when one of the higher-ranking ones find out that just one of them has betrayed them. Lol.









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I feel bad for those orphans, though. xD